it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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