we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She's the barista slut.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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