Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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