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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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