Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think my vagina is haunted
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
