I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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