You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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