Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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