Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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