he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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