that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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