We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
3 2 1 whiskey
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
