Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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