birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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