How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
