A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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