So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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