I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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