Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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