I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm both gender and math confused
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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