S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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