hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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