would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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