Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i need some magic done to my vagina
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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