Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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