Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
sex in a hospital.. check
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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