I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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