Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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