therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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