Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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