Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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