Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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