But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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