She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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