my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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