i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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