I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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