so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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