Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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