Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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