sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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