these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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