After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Randomize
