This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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