oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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