That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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