just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have feelings that need drinking.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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