have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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