I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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