You really coming over, don't trick.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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